Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Most Fabulous Girl in the World...

Behind Every Interesting Man, is a Fabulous Woman!

If you think the Dos Equis Man has stories, you have no idea what secret a lady can bring to the table.

He simply sticks to beer, so my adventures have been way more Fabulous as I sip my Skinny Girl Cocktails, and get myself in one debacle after another! 
But this  isn't about that, a girl's still has got to keep some mystery alive<3


Instead here is my campaign that I am dedicating to all my ladies...
When you wake up in the morning, I want you to remember just how FABULOUS you are. 

I am the Most Fabulous Girl in the World…
I may gain 40 pounds during pregnancy but I will loose 50 at the birth.
When I get my bangs cut to short, they automatically grow back out of respect.
I do not go to the bathroom in large groups.
When I break wind, it smells like lavender.
My car runs on coffee beans.
Guys do not wait 3 days to call me.
My boss does all my work for me so I can just relax. 
While kickboxing, the punching bag gets out of the way.
Regina George is scared of me.
Victoria Secret Models ask me for weight loss tips.
         When I sing Karaoke, large groups of animals gravitate towards me.
The first time Usher saw saw me, he wrote the lyrics to O.M.G.
When I arrive late to a party that means it is when it starts.
I am the most fabulous girl in the world.


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